Woodchucks need not apply

Josh — Sun, 24 May 2009 13:55:39 +0000

I just unearthed a digest from the Internet Oracle while digging through some old text files. Turns out, the oracle still exists. Who knew?

From the digest:

Date: Fri, 24 Jan 97 16:59:10 -0500  
From: Internet Oracle   
Subject: Internet Oracularity #881-09  

Selected-By: Scott Forbes 

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Oracle, knower or all, master of the internet, please elucidate:
>  
> What is the best way to catch microfiche?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} In a neural net.  
}  
} You owe the Oracle some sea monkeys.

(drumsting)

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