I just unearthed a digest from the Internet Oracle while digging through some old text files. Turns out, the oracle still exists. Who knew?
From the digest:
Date: Fri, 24 Jan 97 16:59:10 -0500
From: Internet Oracle <oracle-vote@cs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Internet Oracularity #881-09
Selected-By: Scott Forbes <trans@lucent.com>
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> Oracle, knower or all, master of the internet, please elucidate:
>
> What is the best way to catch microfiche?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} In a neural net.
}
} You owe the Oracle some sea monkeys.
(drumsting)
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